Green Smoothie Recipe:
1 Apple or Pear
1 Celery Stick
1/2 head of romaine lettuce
1 Big handful of kale or spinach
1 square inch cube of fresh ginger
1 cup water
So lovelies. Here's what you do. Chop all the shit that needs to be chopped, tear that leafy stuff up. Put the water and leafy stuff into the blender first, blend the hell out of it, then add the rest. When that is all nice and blended, add the ice because it makes it all more palatable.
Drink with a friend.
Think of it as the healthy and SEXY alternative to frat boy beer chugging.
Become a golden god because you are so righteously detoxed. thug life.